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[Avadakedaver]

nie wiem czy to się nadaje do "pani 1000", ale myślę że nie więc zakładam nowy temat. aż dziwne że takiego jeszcze nie ma.
w każdym razie to jeden z tych w których napiszę jednego posta i więcej już nie zajrzę pomimo ciekawej dyskusji jaka nastapi, ale co ja za to mogę.
w każdym razie zadam kilka inteligentnych pytań:
leczyć to? ponoć można.
gnębić ich?
współczuć im?
pozwolić im adoptować dzieci?
pozwolić im brać śluby?
tolerować?
wygnać?
pomóc?

ja co prawda za dużo do powiedzenia w tej kwestji nie mam, jak chcą niech sobie żyją w spokoju dopóki któryś gej mnie nie zgwałci albo nie zaadoptuje dziecka, bo to tragedia. śluby? okeiii! może nie zaraz kościelne, ale jakieś tam cywilne niech sobie biorą. żeby kredyt mogli wziąć. Ale od dzieci mi wara. tamagotchi będzie musiało wystarczyć.

[owczarnia]

12 reasons zombie marriage should be banned!

1. Being dead is not natural. Statistical analysis proves that most people walking around are alive.
2. Living marriages are valid because living married couples often have children. Couples where one or both are already dead cannot get legally married because the world needs more children.
3. Obviously dead parents will raise dead children because living parents only raise living children.
4. Living marriage will be less meaningful, since Britney Spears's 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful. Both of them were alive at the time, probably.
5. Marriage between living people has been around for a long time, and it hasn't changed at all: women are property, Blacks can't marry Whites, same-sex couples can't marry at all, and divorce is illegal.
6. Marriage for zombies should be decided by living people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of minorities.
7. Marriage of dead people is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are always imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America.
8. Zombie marriage will encourage people to be dead, in the same way that hanging around gay people makes you gay.
9. Legalizing zombie marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their dead pets because a dead dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage license.
10. Children can never succeed if either or both of their parents are dead. That's why widows and widowers are forbidden to raise children.
11. Zombie marriage will change the foundation of society. Marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms, because that involves brains. Braiiiiins.
12. Reinforced coffins are better than zombie marriage, because we actually want to lock lurching corpses back in their coffins and nail down the lids.


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